TOP-SHELF TX DL: FAKE IT 'UNTIL YOU MAKE IT

Listen up, fam. You wanna roll around Texas with that real DL? Might have to fake it when you make it. Don't sweat it, this ain't no deal. We got the inside scoop on how to get away with it. First things first, eye up the newest trends in driver's licenses. You gotta be smooth about it. We ain't talkin' some amateur hour. We talkin' top-of-the-line